Posted by

Dave Smallhoover

on August 26, 2014

-They should consider themselves lucky that Fortunes
wasn’t on their radar, we could have retained the service of Walter Sobchak to
handle these clowns. RIP Donny.

Watch how Walter handles things. (18+ for language and violence)

Total Wipes, the German music group, is coming in hot! For a
couple of months now, Total Wipes has been sending out DMCA (Digital Millennium
Copyright Act) notices to many companies in multiple industries. The notices
include specific URLs that they requested to be taken down. They have sent out
upwards of 15,000 notices with their most recent round of notices targeted at
coffee roasters and retailers.

These seem like senseless attacks on random companies in
multiple industries. To me, it seems like some kind of publicity stunt to get
people talking about their company. Job well done Total Wipes. Even though you’ve
successfully given multiple companies headaches, you got your name out there.
No such thing as bad publicity, right? I do love my German heritage, but they
have a weird way of getting things done sometimes.

With a coffee rust epidemic and a drought in Brazil, you
would think these big coffee companies have enough to deal with. Even though
Total Wipes’ notices have all been declined, it is still something the coffee
companies need to deal with. Being inconsiderate to gain social awareness seems
like Total Wipes doesn’t care how their image looks, just as long as they have
their name out in the public. Great name too. It seems like a
computer-generated name for a toilet paper company. I’m sure that the targeted
coffee roasters have begun to call them “Total Ass Wipes” instead. I know I
would.

P.S.- I know little about this company but these people have
to be the German nihilists from The Big Lebowski, right? Wouldn’t be surprised
if they wrote, “We believe in nothing!” on every notice they send out.
Hopefully Walter Sobchak takes care of business again with these nihilists
because we know he is going to enjoy his coffee.

“No Donny, these men are cowards.”

P.S.S.- Yes, I use movie references a lot, and they segue
into my blogs. More than half of my conversations on a daily basis are movie
quotes.

German Music Group Threatens a Whole Bunch of U.S. Coffee Roasters

German Music Group Threatens a Whole Bunch of U.S. Coffee Roasters – Fortunes Gourmet Coffee

German Music Group Threatens a Whole Bunch of U.S. Coffee Roasters

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